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The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airoplane ran out of gas and crashed
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Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
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The following exchange between a lawyer and a pathologist was recently reported in the New York Times. Lawyer: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken a pulse? Pathologist: No. Lawyer: Did you listen to the heart? Pathologist: No. Lawyer: Did you check for breathing? Pathologist: No. Lawyer: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure he was dead were you? Pathologist: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practising law somewhere.
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(from http://www.zipadeeday.com and
http://www.darwinawards.com) |
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